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Things I see. Things I say.

I always brought home excellent report cards. But my parents insisted that I take them back to school and bring my own one home.

Posted 2 days ago
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Tipping is basically a restaurant owner's way of saying "Hey! Here's a great idea: Why don't you start paying my employees salaries!"

Posted 3 days ago
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Parents. You can't take then anywhere.

Posted 3 days ago
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Into the sunlight. Greenmarket Square. Cape Town

Posted 4 days ago
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Don't speak to me. Speak to my ninja.

Posted 10 days ago
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Paving

Posted 11 days ago
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The problem with some Christian ministers is that they are not so much "fishers of men" as they are "caretakers of the aquarium".

Posted 11 days ago
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I'm less of a fisherman and more of a "feeder of fish".

Posted 12 days ago
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It's a number 10. And it's on a pole. And it's on the beach. #Stilbaai

Posted 13 days ago
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Walking in perfect agreement with Him

"Contrary to what professing Christians like to think, many of God's people do not walk in perfect agreement with Him, and this may explain why so many believers do not have the power of the Spirit, the peace of the Spirit, and many of the other qualities, gifts and benefits which the Spirit of God brings." - A.W. Tozer
Posted 16 days ago
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