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Things I see. Things I say.

Homeopathic medicine is medicine for people who don't want to get better.

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"..If you're telekinetic and you know it, clap my hands..."

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There is no "i" in acheevement, especially if you misspell it.

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One good thing about being a goth / emo: you don't have to worry about separating your whites and darks on washing day.

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That restaurant. The food is bad. Even the worm on my salad died of food poisoning.

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The town was small. They only had one traffic light. And on Saturday nights they put a tent around the light and had a disco.

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I think my children got my intelligence, because I can't find mine anywhere.

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Every now and then you need to bring your life to a complete standstill and ask: "Why have I never been invited to a llama braai?"

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The main reason why you can't climb into a mirror, is because the guy on the other side pushes you back with whichever body part you try to climb in with..

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When someone finishes something they say/write with "Fact!" does it mean everything else they say is a big fat stinkin' lie?

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